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September 25, 2014
Published by Michael Gamlen-Thomson on September 25, 2014
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, […]
September 25, 2014
Published by Michael Gamlen-Thomson on September 25, 2014
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There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyone who laughs […]
July 25, 2014
Published by Moeesali on July 25, 2014
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Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! […]
July 25, 2014
Published by Moeesali on July 25, 2014
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Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. You’ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. […]
July 25, 2014
Published by Moeesali on July 25, 2014
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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits […]
June 26, 2014
Published by Moeesali on June 26, 2014
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I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals […]
June 25, 2014
Published by Moeesali on June 25, 2014
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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always […]
June 25, 2014
Published by Moeesali on June 25, 2014
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Cops, another community I’m not part of. You all right, Dexter? Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can […]
June 25, 2014
Published by Michael Gamlen-Thomson on June 25, 2014
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I never loved you. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I’ve been there. My folks […]